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The drunk raccoon did it

The drunk raccoon did it

A raccoon in Virginia broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out... next to the toilet, because where else would he be? He was taken to an animal shelter to sleep it off and later released back into the woods. And apparently, it's his 3rd offence in the neighbourhood! 🤔😅

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Stop calling it Soccer ⚽️

Stop calling it Soccer ⚽️

During the FIFA World Cup draw, Trump took a moment to urge Americans to start calling the sport 'football' instead of 'soccer.' UGH! Don't you just hate it when you agree with someone you dislike? Trump announced, "We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff" right after receiving the 'FIFA Peace Prize.' So that's how you persuade him...

Politics

My worst nightmare come true

My worst nightmare come true

A grandmother in Thailand woke up trapped in a coffin that was sent to be cremated! Believing to have died in her sleep, her body was shipped off to a funeral home. Thankfully, she's okay and still alive. But this is my biggest fear, giving me Ryan Reynolds vibes (from Buried) and making me shiver just thinking about it!

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Using umbilical cords as jewellery

Using umbilical cords as jewellery

Would you use the umbilical cord from childbirth as a keepsake around your neck? That's what Cardi B did, using a company called Mommy Made Encapsulation to shape the cord into a heart, dehydrate it, and cover it in gold chrome. I get the sentiment, but ewwwwwww! 🤢

Business

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Fisty cuffs at Starbucks?

Fisty cuffs at Starbucks?

Starbucks released a collectible Bearista Cup in the U.S. last week with some people camping out overnight to get their hands on one. Apparently, supply didn't match demand, as reports of customers fighting for the teddy bear shaped cups went viral. Going for £22.75, they are pretty darn cute though... we kind of want one. 😍🥊

Crime & Punishment

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Ugh, K-Pop Demon Hunters...  그만!

Ugh, K-Pop Demon Hunters... 그만!

We seriously can't get away from this Netflix hit. It's expected to be the No. 1 Halloween costume amongst kids this year. And if that wasn't enough, it's coming to the big screens (in case watching from your phone or tablet didn't suffice) in select theatres across the country starting Halloween day. Btw, 그만 means "enough" in Korean.

Crime & Punishment

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Size definitely matters

Size definitely matters

That's according to Matthew McConaughey, but not where your gutter head might be. He was referring to the size of his bed. He attributes part of the 13yr marital success to a sleeping in a smaller bed and being able to cozy up to one another. With the weather turning colder, we can see his point...

Business

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Would You Pay £2.5k for 50p?

Would You Pay £2.5k for 50p?

Forget Bitcoin. Apparently, the real money is in 50p coins. One collector forked over £2,556 on eBay for the 2016 limited edition Beatrix Potter coin. That's one seller who’ll never look at pocket change the same way again. 😜

Crime & Punishment

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Flashing while going commando

Flashing while going commando

While on stage at the Toronto Film Festival, Brian Cox (known for his role as Logan Roy in "Succession") accidentally flashed his goods to the audience. He was donning a kilt without underwear at his directorial debut for the movie Glenrothan, when an audience member brought it to his attention. His response? “Is that bad? Or that good?” 🤣

Technology

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"It was hell."

"It was hell."

In BBC's new show, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, contestants are dumped onto an island after a speed dating exercise. Will love thrive in the most remote and isolating of experiences? Given the quote by one contestant, we'll have to watch and see.

Politics

"DANA 'DING DONG' PERINO..."

"DANA 'DING DONG' PERINO..."

The political rhetoric in the U.S. has changed since Trump. So California's governor, Gavin Newsom, has been leaning into (or rather mocking) that style. In a series of X/Twitter posts, he's been using brazen language and all-caps as a “wake-up call” to how the public has normalised Trump’s communication style. And Democrats seem to be loving it!

Science

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The rise of 'Menodivorce'

The rise of 'Menodivorce'

While overall divorce rates may be falling, they're ticking up for those over 50. Some believe this coincides with menopause and perimenopause, as women get more clarity over carrying the mental load. 7 in 10 women in the UK blame menopause for the breakdown in their marriage. So it's not for nothing...

Business

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Taken by Baywatch

Taken by Baywatch

It's a rare moment of age-appropriate Hollywood romance that no one saw coming. Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are now officially dating. Apparently, they hit it off during the filming of "The Naked Gun." They're really quite cute. So let's hope it's not just a summer romance!

Technology

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£1.05m of OnlyFines

£1.05m of OnlyFines

UK's online watchdog, Ofcom, has fined OnlyFans after they failed to respond with accurate information about their age assurance processes. While the problems have been fixed, the failure to keep the regulator up to date means retrospective fines!

Politics

Snoozing through Wimbledon

Snoozing through Wimbledon

During a first set tiebreak in the quarterfinal between Djokovic and Cobolli, fans caught Hugh Grant taking a little snooze... in the Royal Box behind Camilla, no less. Most people found it rather comical, but a few found it rude. We lean on the laughable side... 🤪 Oh, and congrats to this year’s Wimbledon champions, Jannik Sinner and Iga Świątek! 🎾

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When it's hot, just "sploot"

When it's hot, just "sploot"

What is splooting? According to the U.S. National Park Service, it's "when an animal sprawls out [during high temperatures], usually face down with all arms and legs sticking out." It helps them cool down. Perhaps something we should try today! 🥵

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What’s the fanciest punctuation?

What’s the fanciest punctuation?

That’s the joke a Y5 class at Leyton primary school told to win Britain’s Funniest Class. So what is the fanciest punctuation? An a-posh-trophe. 🤣 (Alister certainly approves.)

Business

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A brand new Tickle Lab

A brand new Tickle Lab

One neuroscientist believes that tickling is an 'under-researched' subject and has created a tickle lab at a Dutch university to learn more. Research participants place their feet through two holes for a mechanical stick to tickle their feet. We'd happily volunteer for that study... 🤣

Politics

“Even if you’re a girl”

“Even if you’re a girl”

B&Q was forced to apologise after a storage unit on their website had this promising description: "Easy to assemble the cabinet even if you’re a girl.” The product was offered by a 3rd-party seller, which has unsurprisingly now been removed.

Crime & Punishment

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Still working at 94yo

Still working at 94yo

With no thought of retiring, John Shipton (nearly a centenarian) has been working at the Exeter Waitrose for the past 14 years. Considered a "local legend,” he loves interacting with customers and claims that as long as he can climb the stairs to the canteen, he'll continue to work. Talk about dedication to the job!

Politics

70k lollipops at your door

70k lollipops at your door

That's what one mother in Kentucky found on her doorstep. Her 8yo had managed to order $4,000 worth of candy from her phone - as prizes for a carnival he wanted to host for friends. While a "sweet" gesture, parents might consider changing their phone passcodes.

Irrelevant

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"Attenborough slug sex"

"Attenborough slug sex"

In celebration of David Attenborough's 99th birthday last week, The Guardian collected thoughts from 99 nature enthusiasts to share what he's brought into our lives. And Author Helen Jukes shared her love for a segment she often searches for on YouTube. We too think the video is surprisingly beautiful.

Science

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Buying back my stolen car

Buying back my stolen car

A man from Solihull had his car stolen, only to accidentally buy it back for £20k while trying to replace it with an exact make & model. His suspicions were confirmed when the GPS history included his and his parents’ addresses. Such a mixed bag of emotions!!!

Crime & Punishment

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A £5.9bn Cinema Ticket

A £5.9bn Cinema Ticket

The govt incentivised filming in the UK by giving studios £5.9bn since 2007. But don’t shout, “Cut!” just yet. In 2019, every £1 given to the studios has generated £8.30 of added benefit towards Britain’s economy.

Science

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Battle for Trouser Pockets

Battle for Trouser Pockets

And it's a win for 8yo Georgia of Ipswich, who petitioned Sainsbury's Tu brand to include pockets in girls' school trousers. Boys' school trousers already had them. Ummm... it's 2025, right?

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