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Oct 19, 2026

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Trending surgery: Hunter Eyes

Move over breast implants, there's a new plastic surgery trend that's on the rise and it's for men! The Hunter Eyes surgery reshapes men's eyes to appear more intense and focused. But it carries serious risks, from chronic dryness to permanent vision damage. 😵‍💫

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Oct 12, 2026

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Nobel winner teases Trump

Former UN human rights chief and now Nobel Peace Prize winner, Navi Pillay, took a small jab at POTUS. Walking into thunderous applause, she said, "If you clap a little bit more, I may share this prize with Trump." It was reported earlier that the U.S. President was more than a bit annoyed he didn't win. 🥴

Oct 5, 2026

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Emu down, emu down!

A runaway emu in Salcombe went toe to toe with a man on a country road, then headbutted him flat and sprinted home. An alpaca watched from the gate like a bored referee. The driver filming couldn't stop laughing, and neither can two million viewers.

Sep 28, 2026

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Rizz, aura & zero chill... no cap

The most-Googled Gen Alpha slang of 2026 includes "rizz" (charm), "mogging" (outshining someone), "delulu" (delusional) and "unc", which means you're old. Then there's "cheugy", for anyone stuck in outdated trends. It's mostly aimed at millennials. Ouch. 🤕

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Trending surgery: Hunter Eyes

Nobel winner teases Trump

Emu down, emu down!

Rizz, aura & zero chill... no cap

Be careful of "tradwives" on dating apps

The FBI warned that a group of women are posing as "tradwives" on dating apps, hoping to attract ICE agents. Once lured, the women are allegedly doxxing them, exposing their roles in immigration enforcement to the public. Critics say the FBI's sources are pretty weak and are concerned taxpayer money is going towards protecting ICE agents' embarrassment. 😳

Over a third of Internet written by AI

Since the release of ChatGPT, Pew Research has uncovered that 35% of newly created webpages have been written with AI. And while we're starting to see the telltale signs of AI writing (e.g. em dashes and "It's not just X, it's also Y"), people have been started wondering if humans' writing styles are beginning to match. 🤔

Literally stealing candy from a baby

Wealthier people stole twice the amount of candy from a jar of sweets meant for children than lower-class individuals, according to a real experiment conducted by the latest recipients of the Ig Nobel. The Ig Nobels are a satirical prize awarded to genuine scientific achievements "that first make people laugh, and then make them think."

Cow's milk without the cow

UK scientists say replacing dairy entirely with lab grown milk could free up land the size of mainland Denmark, thanks to a technique using genetically engineered microbes. No cows required.

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Your shower has surge pricing 💧

Water firms could charge more when supplies run low, according to reports Ofwat now insists are simply wrong. This is the same industry still losing three billion litres a day to leaky pipes. Fix the leaks first, perhaps.

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King's death greatly exaggerated

Radio Caroline accidentally announced King Charles had died, played the national anthem, then went silent for 16 minutes while the staff member responsible panicked and fled the building entirely. The King is very much still alive.

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Taking care of Spider Man's home

The home of Aunt May and Peter Parker actually exists in Queens, New York. The current resident has embraced his home being a Marvel attraction, welcoming fans to take photos and receiving hundreds of fan mail from kids. Awww... this just warms your heart. ❤️

Nipples made out of wicker

"My dream was always to have nipples made out of wicker," according to actor Alexander Skarsgård, who's starring opposite Oliva Coleman in an upcoming comedy called, Wicker, as her husband made entirely of... well... wicker. 🤔 The trailer describes it as "a vulgar, horny, and unexpectedly heartwarming fable." 🥴

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Trending surgery: Hunter Eyes

Nobel winner teases Trump

Emu down, emu down!

Rizz, aura & zero chill... no cap

Be careful of "tradwives" on dating apps

Over a third of Internet written by AI

Literally stealing candy from a baby

Cow's milk without the cow

Your shower has surge pricing 💧

King's death greatly exaggerated

Taking care of Spider Man's home

Nipples made out of wicker