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Cage fight at the White House
Trump is celebrating his birthday by hosting a cage match on the White House lawn. While gas prices soar and Iran smolders, D.C. elites are "willing to brawl" for seats. It’s the ultimate fusion of statecraft and literal face-punching. Can't believe this is being hosted on the White House lawn... 🫣
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Men getting botox... down there
Male influencers are apparently injecting Botox into their nether regions 🍆 for "smoothness" and an extra centimetre of length. It’s incredibly niche, and frankly, if you’re thinking of bringing a needle there for aesthetics, you do you... but we may secretly judge. 🙈😅
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Gaudy, garish, obscene, vulgar...
Just some of the choice words found within 32,000 comments from the overwhelming public response opposing the new East Wing ballroom at the White House. The National Capital Planning Commission asked for their opinion and boy, did they give it. One person described it as “gold, gilded edifice to one man’s ego, an architectural ascent to his self-identification as a royal monarch.” 💯
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Warning: Smart glasses are nearby!
Worried someone's Meta Ray-Bans are secretly filming you? There's apparently a new app called Nearby Glasses that detects for any smart glasses nearby via their Bluetooth signal and sends you an alert. With Meta reportedly adding facial recognition to its glasses, the timing feels rather apt. Sadly, it's not available for iPhones just yet. 😩
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