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Granny's gaming, Don't disturb

Police entered a 91yo’s home after missing her daily welfare check, only to find her "locked in" on a marathon session of a bubble-pop game. She didn't hear the sirens or the door because she was too busy chasing a high score. It’s a heartwarming reminder that whether you're 9 or 91, the true threat to your safety isn't a fall, it's an incredibly addictive mobile game.

Politics

"If you die, I am not responsible"

A drunk, high mum packed a van with teenagers, warned them she was "a bad b*tch" who drives dangerously, crashed at 80mph and rolled the car. A judge called it a miracle nobody died.

Business

Reusing portable loo waste

British scientists have a great sense of humour. By converting human urine into fertiliser they want to grow their first forest. They've been collecting wee from portable loos, and converting it into fertiliser on site! Reuse, recycle taken to the next level.

Crime & Punishment

Did I just phone "Epstein Island"?

When journalists from The Washington Post called the White House, they noticed that the name on their phone showed "Epstein Island." Due to a "fake edit" in Google’s crowd-sourced Maps database, it temporarily changed the White House switchboard’s caller ID. Google has since blocked the responsible user and corrected the listing. To the culprit... thank you for the laugh!!! 🤣

Cage fight at the White House

Trump is celebrating his birthday by hosting a cage match on the White House lawn. While gas prices soar and Iran smolders, D.C. elites are "willing to brawl" for seats. It’s the ultimate fusion of statecraft and literal face-punching. Can't believe this is being hosted on the White House lawn... 🫣

Business

Men getting botox... down there

Male influencers are apparently injecting Botox into their nether regions 🍆 for "smoothness" and an extra centimetre of length. It’s incredibly niche, and frankly, if you’re thinking of bringing a needle there for aesthetics, you do you... but we may secretly judge. 🙈😅

Business