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Your shower has surge pricing 💧

Water firms could charge more when supplies run low, according to reports Ofwat now insists are simply wrong. This is the same industry still losing three billion litres a day to leaky pipes. Fix the leaks first, perhaps.

Business

King's death greatly exaggerated

Radio Caroline accidentally announced King Charles had died, played the national anthem, then went silent for 16 minutes while the staff member responsible panicked and fled the building entirely. The King is very much still alive.

Health & Wellbeing

Taking care of Spider Man's home

The home of Aunt May and Peter Parker actually exists in Queens, New York. The current resident has embraced his home being a Marvel attraction, welcoming fans to take photos and receiving hundreds of fan mail from kids. Awww... this just warms your heart. ❤️

Nipples made out of wicker

"My dream was always to have nipples made out of wicker," according to actor Alexander Skarsgård, who's starring opposite Oliva Coleman in an upcoming comedy called, Wicker, as her husband made entirely of... well... wicker. 🤔 The trailer describes it as "a vulgar, horny, and unexpectedly heartwarming fable." 🥴

Business

Can the BBC unravel Trump?

A judge has ordered Trump to disclose finances from more than 400 companies as part of his BBC defamation case. Plus the BBC is demanding Trump's private texts from Jan 6th to prove he encouraged the riot rather than just cheering supporters on. Discovery is not going his way.

Business

Unlegal Sckoolz 🏫

Ofsted's chief inspector has called illegal schools a scourge on society. Around 6,500 children are being taught in these types of schools, many under dangerous conditions by unvetted staff.

Crime & Punishment