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Men getting botox... down there

Men getting botox... down there

Male influencers are apparently injecting Botox into their nether regions 🍆 for "smoothness" and an extra centimetre of length. It’s incredibly niche, and frankly, if you’re thinking of bringing a needle there for aesthetics, you do you... but we may secretly judge. 🙈😅

Business

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Gaudy, garish, obscene, vulgar...

Gaudy, garish, obscene, vulgar...

Just some of the choice words found within 32,000 comments from the overwhelming public response opposing the new East Wing ballroom at the White House. The National Capital Planning Commission asked for their opinion and boy, did they give it. One person described it as “gold, gilded edifice to one man’s ego, an architectural ascent to his self-identification as a royal monarch.” 💯

Business

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Warning: Smart glasses are nearby!

Warning: Smart glasses are nearby!

Worried someone's Meta Ray-Bans are secretly filming you? There's apparently a new app called Nearby Glasses that detects for any smart glasses nearby via their Bluetooth signal and sends you an alert. With Meta reportedly adding facial recognition to its glasses, the timing feels rather apt. Sadly, it's not available for iPhones just yet. 😩

Business

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Luxuriously soft, silk... nappies???

Luxuriously soft, silk... nappies???

In a bid to boost sales despite China’s record low birth rate, P&G is selling super premium Pampers Prestige diapers made with real silk fibres. It turns out that when fewer babies are being born, parents are more than happy to splash out on luxury for their "only child" assets.

Crime & Punishment

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Priest by day, Raver by night

Priest by day, Raver by night

A 52yo Portuguese Catholic priest led Mass at a university in Lebanon, then later spun tracks to a sold-out crowd at a Beirut nightclub. With over 2.5 mil Instagram followers, 'Padre Guilherme' (as his fans call him) uses his sets to promote peace and coexistence. I'm not really a club-goer nor Catholic, but I'd be up for checking him out! 💃🏻🎶

Business

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Would you return lost cash?

Would you return lost cash?

A man accidentally dropped $3,500 in cash at a petrol station in Queensland, Australia. Upon realising it was missing, he called the petrol station and was overjoyed that a kind 17yo teenager had turned it in. And of course, the honest young man was rewarded $1,000. LOVE this story! ❤️ But it does make you wonder, would you hand in that much money if you found it?

Business

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Is McD's Monopoly worth it?

Is McD's Monopoly worth it?

It's the last week of McDonald's Monopoly promotion where you collect "properties" from game pieces found on menu items. The chances of winning the £100k prize is 1 in 20 million! Last year, one couple spent £200 on food in the hopes of winning a top prize. Apart from free food, the best they got were a couple of £70 Jet2Holiday vouchers. So you decide... is it worth it?

Technology

Size definitely matters

Size definitely matters

That's according to Matthew McConaughey, but not where your gutter head might be. He was referring to the size of his bed. He attributes part of the 13yr marital success to a sleeping in a smaller bed and being able to cozy up to one another. With the weather turning colder, we can see his point...

Business

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Flashing while going commando

Flashing while going commando

While on stage at the Toronto Film Festival, Brian Cox (known for his role as Logan Roy in "Succession") accidentally flashed his goods to the audience. He was donning a kilt without underwear at his directorial debut for the movie Glenrothan, when an audience member brought it to his attention. His response? “Is that bad? Or that good?” 🤣

Technology

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"What is this crap?"

"What is this crap?"

A music critic and writer for The New Yorker struck back at all critics saying that everyone is simply too nice these days. Critics need to be brutally honest again. What do you think?

Business

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Taken by Baywatch

Taken by Baywatch

It's a rare moment of age-appropriate Hollywood romance that no one saw coming. Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are now officially dating. Apparently, they hit it off during the filming of "The Naked Gun." They're really quite cute. So let's hope it's not just a summer romance!

Technology

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Down with penguins! 🤨

Down with penguins! 🤨

Another casualty from Liberation Day... Heard and McDonald Islands, which form an external territory of Australia, are inhabited only by penguins. They were specifically called out in Trump’s list and hit with a 10% tariff. (Didn't realise there was a market for penguin feces. 😅)

Irrelevant

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He forgot his passport?!?

He forgot his passport?!?

A United Airlines pilot realised he forgot his passport 2 hours into a flight from LA to China - diverting to San Fran for another crew to finish the journey. Second time in two weeks for United. It begs the question... Why doesn't the crew get checked before an international flight?

Technology

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No second gunman

No second gunman

After the files to JFK's assassination were declassified, it turns out that Lee Harvey Oswald did act alone and there was no second gunman on the grassy knoll. Finally, conspiracy theorists can go back to focusing on whether the Earth is flat.

Business

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"K-Pop is a vicious cancer"

"K-Pop is a vicious cancer"

Anyone caught consuming South Korean entertainment will face 5 to 15 years in labour camps, according to the latest North Korean law from Kim Jung Un.

Technology

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