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Alister & Meridyth

Alister is dude, who thinks he's always funny. Meridyth is a mom, who just shakes her head and rolls her eyes. The two share their personal (and often conflicting) takes on the latest news.


Only 7min to add 1 year to life

Only 7min to add 1 year to life

To quote Monica, "seven!" A new study showed that adding 5min of extra sleep per day, 2min of extra brisk physical activity, and another 1/2 serving of veggies can add a full year to your life! I'm all for hitting that snooze button... ⏰💤

Crime & Punishment

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How Feng Shui caused car crashes

How Feng Shui caused car crashes

Curiously, a traffic mirror at an intersection in Shanghai kept falling out of position, causing multiple fender benders. After some investigation, officials learned a woman across the road kept moving the mirror to improve her home’s "Feng Shui" and ward off bad luck... which looks to have been redirected to unsuspecting cars. Talk about selfish!

TV & Movies

The 2 yr old Snooker Hustler

The 2 yr old Snooker Hustler

A snooker prodigy and toddler, Jude Owens, from Manchester earned two Guinness World Records as the youngest person ever to perform two trick shots. It makes you wonder what you've accomplished in your life, being decades older... 😬😅

Politics

Luxuriously soft, silk... nappies???

Luxuriously soft, silk... nappies???

In a bid to boost sales despite China’s record low birth rate, P&G is selling super premium Pampers Prestige diapers made with real silk fibres. It turns out that when fewer babies are being born, parents are more than happy to splash out on luxury for their "only child" assets.

Crime & Punishment

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Priest by day, Raver by night

Priest by day, Raver by night

A 52yo Portuguese Catholic priest led Mass at a university in Lebanon, then later spun tracks to a sold-out crowd at a Beirut nightclub. With over 2.5 mil Instagram followers, 'Padre Guilherme' (as his fans call him) uses his sets to promote peace and coexistence. I'm not really a club-goer nor Catholic, but I'd be up for checking him out! 💃🏻🎶

Business

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King Charles on a portaloo

King Charles on a portaloo

That thought may become less fantasy, more reality, when King Charles III visits the White House in April. The WH staff secretary has stated that “more likely than not, he will be hosted in a tent on the South Lawn with porta‐potties.” That's taking the 'porcelain throne' to another level... (FYI, Queen Elizabeth was hosted indoors during her visits with Bush Sr. and Jr.)

Irrelevant

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The drunk raccoon did it

The drunk raccoon did it

A raccoon in Virginia broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out... next to the toilet, because where else would he be? He was taken to an animal shelter to sleep it off and later released back into the woods. And apparently, it's his 3rd offence in the neighbourhood! 🤔😅

Business

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Stop calling it Soccer ⚽️

Stop calling it Soccer ⚽️

During the FIFA World Cup draw, Trump took a moment to urge Americans to start calling the sport 'football' instead of 'soccer.' UGH! Don't you just hate it when you agree with someone you dislike? Trump announced, "We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff" right after receiving the 'FIFA Peace Prize.' So that's how you persuade him...

Politics

My worst nightmare come true

My worst nightmare come true

A grandmother in Thailand woke up trapped in a coffin that was sent to be cremated! Believing to have died in her sleep, her body was shipped off to a funeral home. Thankfully, she's okay and still alive. But this is my biggest fear, giving me Ryan Reynolds vibes (from Buried) and making me shiver just thinking about it!

Business

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Using umbilical cords as jewellery

Using umbilical cords as jewellery

Would you use the umbilical cord from childbirth as a keepsake around your neck? That's what Cardi B did, using a company called Mommy Made Encapsulation to shape the cord into a heart, dehydrate it, and cover it in gold chrome. I get the sentiment, but ewwwwwww! 🤢

Business

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Would you return lost cash?

Would you return lost cash?

A man accidentally dropped $3,500 in cash at a petrol station in Queensland, Australia. Upon realising it was missing, he called the petrol station and was overjoyed that a kind 17yo teenager had turned it in. And of course, the honest young man was rewarded $1,000. LOVE this story! ❤️ But it does make you wonder, would you hand in that much money if you found it?

Business

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Fisty cuffs at Starbucks?

Fisty cuffs at Starbucks?

Starbucks released a collectible Bearista Cup in the U.S. last week with some people camping out overnight to get their hands on one. Apparently, supply didn't match demand, as reports of customers fighting for the teddy bear shaped cups went viral. Going for £22.75, they are pretty darn cute though... we kind of want one. 😍🥊

Crime & Punishment

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When 500 ppl show up uninvited...

When 500 ppl show up uninvited...

Because apparently “no parties” means the opposite. While the parents were on holiday, their kid threw a Halloween party that spiralled out of control. Up to 500 teenagers flooded a Radcliffe estate in Manchester, prompting police to arrive with tactical units. That kid is so grounded... for life!

Business

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"Your mum did"

"Your mum did"

It's not a playground insult. It's the White House's response when asked who picked the meeting location between US President Trump and Russian President Putin. When challenged the White House doubled down saying its “more than appropriate.”

Crime & Punishment

Ugh, K-Pop Demon Hunters...  그만!

Ugh, K-Pop Demon Hunters... 그만!

We seriously can't get away from this Netflix hit. It's expected to be the No. 1 Halloween costume amongst kids this year. And if that wasn't enough, it's coming to the big screens (in case watching from your phone or tablet didn't suffice) in select theatres across the country starting Halloween day. Btw, 그만 means "enough" in Korean.

Crime & Punishment

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Is McD's Monopoly worth it?

Is McD's Monopoly worth it?

It's the last week of McDonald's Monopoly promotion where you collect "properties" from game pieces found on menu items. The chances of winning the £100k prize is 1 in 20 million! Last year, one couple spent £200 on food in the hopes of winning a top prize. Apart from free food, the best they got were a couple of £70 Jet2Holiday vouchers. So you decide... is it worth it?

Technology

Soothe the savage beast

Soothe the savage beast

Or as Jane Goodall, who passed away at 91, would've said, "sentient being." Ron Arias, a writer for People Magazine, wrote about a time when she walked up to a dangerous alpha chimp (in a cage being test for an AIDS vaccine) and simply let him touch and connect with her, because she knew that all he wanted was to be loved. Don't we all, don't we all... RIP Jane Goodall! ❤️

Business

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Size definitely matters

Size definitely matters

That's according to Matthew McConaughey, but not where your gutter head might be. He was referring to the size of his bed. He attributes part of the 13yr marital success to a sleeping in a smaller bed and being able to cozy up to one another. With the weather turning colder, we can see his point...

Business

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Would You Pay £2.5k for 50p?

Would You Pay £2.5k for 50p?

Forget Bitcoin. Apparently, the real money is in 50p coins. One collector forked over £2,556 on eBay for the 2016 limited edition Beatrix Potter coin. That's one seller who’ll never look at pocket change the same way again. 😜

Crime & Punishment

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Flashing while going commando

Flashing while going commando

While on stage at the Toronto Film Festival, Brian Cox (known for his role as Logan Roy in "Succession") accidentally flashed his goods to the audience. He was donning a kilt without underwear at his directorial debut for the movie Glenrothan, when an audience member brought it to his attention. His response? “Is that bad? Or that good?” 🤣

Technology

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"What is this crap?"

"What is this crap?"

A music critic and writer for The New Yorker struck back at all critics saying that everyone is simply too nice these days. Critics need to be brutally honest again. What do you think?

Business

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"It was hell."

"It was hell."

In BBC's new show, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, contestants are dumped onto an island after a speed dating exercise. Will love thrive in the most remote and isolating of experiences? Given the quote by one contestant, we'll have to watch and see.

Politics

"DANA 'DING DONG' PERINO..."

"DANA 'DING DONG' PERINO..."

The political rhetoric in the U.S. has changed since Trump. So California's governor, Gavin Newsom, has been leaning into (or rather mocking) that style. In a series of X/Twitter posts, he's been using brazen language and all-caps as a “wake-up call” to how the public has normalised Trump’s communication style. And Democrats seem to be loving it!

Science

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The rise of 'Menodivorce'

The rise of 'Menodivorce'

While overall divorce rates may be falling, they're ticking up for those over 50. Some believe this coincides with menopause and perimenopause, as women get more clarity over carrying the mental load. 7 in 10 women in the UK blame menopause for the breakdown in their marriage. So it's not for nothing...

Business

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"Hello, this is Donald Trump."

"Hello, this is Donald Trump."

Imagine getting that phone call and being asked out on a date! Emma Thompson revealed that back in the 90s, Trump called to ask her out to dinner on the same day her divorce to Kenneth Branagh was finalised. Did they end up going out? No, but she jokes that she could've ended up changing "the course of American history." 😅

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