404
The page you requested doesn't exist
We could not locate the page: /assets/archive-BwLomtCc.js
Try one of the featured posts or search the archive below.
Archive
Down with penguins! š¤Ø
Another casualty from Liberation Day... Heard and McDonald Islands, which form an external territory of Australia, are inhabited only by penguins. They were specifically called out in Trumpās list and hit with a 10% tariff. (Didn't realise there was a market for penguin feces. š )
He forgot his passport?!?
A United Airlines pilot realised he forgot his passport 2 hours into a flight from LA to China - diverting to San Fran for another crew to finish the journey. Second time in two weeks for United. It begs the question... Why doesn't the crew get checked before an international flight?
Fool me twice...
Disgraced Billy McFarland, who served time for swindling thousands with the first Fyre Festival, is back promoting Fyre 2. (There's a great Netflix doc called Fyre, which explains what happened.) Tickets to the sequel went on sale last week ranging from $1,400 to $1.1 million!!! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
So let's buy California then
A petition in Denmark to buy California has received almost 250,000 signatures, in a satirical response to Trump's aim to acquire Greenland. The petition promises the state's citizens "rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries."
