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Poo Be Gone
In a rather unexpected twist of cosmic irony, it turns out that there are 96 bags of human waste left on the moon from the Apollo missions. NASA is now offering a whopping $3m for anyone who can devise a way to recycle this lunar litter. Who knew that our celestial neighbour would become a landfill?
"Dried out 'prune' of a rocker"
In reference to Bruce Springsteen, Trump took to Truth Social to slam the rock star for speaking out against his administration. Moments before, he also lashed out at Taylor Swift (again), saying she's "no longer hot" - all while flying back home from the Middle East. You'd think Trump would have more important things on his mind than retaliatory social media posts.
70k lollipops at your door
That's what one mother in Kentucky found on her doorstep. Her 8yo had managed to order $4,000 worth of candy from her phone - as prizes for a carnival he wanted to host for friends. While a "sweet" gesture, parents might consider changing their phone passcodes.
Down with penguins! 🤨
Another casualty from Liberation Day... Heard and McDonald Islands, which form an external territory of Australia, are inhabited only by penguins. They were specifically called out in Trump’s list and hit with a 10% tariff. (Didn't realise there was a market for penguin feces. 😅)
The 6 Ps in your Go-Bag
1) People & pets, 2) Papers, phone numbers & important documents, 3) Prescriptions, vitamins & eyeglasses, 4) Pictures & irreplaceable memorabilia, 5) Personal computer, hard drive & disks, 6) “Plastic” - credit cards, ATM cards - & cash [According to California's guidance on wildfire evacuation]